Generalist. It's a word you almost never hear. "What do you do
   for a living?" "I'm a generalist." "What kind of generalist?" "I
   prefer working with computers." "So you're a programmer?" "Yes
   but not just that." "IT Management?" "I could manage, but I
   prefer working with computers." "Engineering! You're a Computer
   Engineer!" "Well, yes I suppose it is like Computer Engineering
   but I don't like all the documentation requirements and
   excessive planning stages. I prefer working with computers." "So
   you're a highly agile programmer?" "I'm a generalist. I can be
   agile. I can also plan. I can program but I also enjoy working
   with systems analysis" "Oh you're a Systems Analyst?" "You could
   say that too, bu I'm a generalist who prefers working with
   computers. I also write poetry and enjoy deep meaningful
   discussions." Throws down drink in frustration and walks away.