I'm white. I'm male. I'm 6 feet tall. I have an epic beard. I
   live in the USA. I have a _lot_ going for me simply by being
   here and doing nothing much at all. I got no complaints. If
   somebody who is not white, and/or not male, and/or too short,
   and/or can't grow a decent beard and/or doesn't live in the
   USA... ...and they want to complain about being discriminated
   against by people like me? They can. I'm not them. I don't know
   what they gotta deal with.