Besides, I just cut my fingernails, which I hate doing, and I
   forgot to cut the nail on the middle finger of my left hand.
   This makes touch-typing feel like I'm walking with a large rock
   stuck to the bottom of one of them, twisting my ankle ALMOST to
   the sprain point but not quite, with every step.

   Must be what high heels feels like but on my fingertips. Poor
   women.