The way I figure - if you are here to complain about things,
   then things are much better than they could be. Of course, that
   works only if your plans betray you. But when your body betrays
   you - I imagine it's a lot harder to to stay chipper. Worst
   pains I know is a toothache, an ulcer or a back-going-out
   Impossible to keep smiling then. "