"Oh my, your chicken is MARVELOUS! What *is* your secret?"
   "Well, don't tell anyone but I marinate it for four hours in
   baby's first steps and..." "Wait... what did you say?" "I
   marinate it first... and then.." "No no, back up just a second.
   What was that about 'baby's first steps?" "Oh yes - and after
   that I give it a dry rub in playing with Legos." Host turns away
   for a moment. Guest says quietly, "Honey, call the paramedics
   quickly. We may have been poisoned! Shhh keep it quiet..."