I want to go to clown school. Christophoros is 13 letters long.
   Juan is 4 letters long. That's 18 in total because the space
   counts. Chris is 5 letters long. Hamberg is 7 letters long. This
   is 13, because the space counts. There's obviously a math issue
   here between the two forms of Chris names, because 2 people are
   talking and I just interjected which makes 3, which makes 2
   left. Trump will not find an audience among the Chris names
   here, although you _could_ both be right.