In the 4th grade, some girls spread a rumor that I was from
   England because I talked funny. I still don't know why. Might be
   because I was in speech therapy in the 3rd grade to control a
   stutter and I learne-d to e-nuncia-te.   There's lots of reasons
   I prefer writing to people, mostly because I can't think and
   speak at the same time very well.