Indeed I do. But I predate neckbeard. I'm what neckbeards are
   *supposed to be like* but they ended up going too binary and
   separatist. Me vs a neckbeard like yourself is like the
   difference between Carl Sagan and Leonard Krauss. Also, is that
   a cremation place? My sister worked at one of those for dogs as
   a teenager. She said that dog cancer looks like hard green blobs
   left behind in the ashes. She showed me once. It was cool. Can't
   cremate cancer I guess, at least in dogs.