damn, man, you know, I should. As a kid, in middle school, I
   used to pick apart TV commercials for everything that they were
   lying to us about and how... and I used to purposely watch
   infomercials about 10 yrs ago or o, just to find what was wrong
   with them. It became a bad habit. I'm TRYING to avoid sounding
   like a whiner, which is what long critiques sound like to me
   from other people and yet it sure is tempting....