DeUncled: "If you buy her ONE MORE BABY PORCUPINE, you will be
   DeUncled." "No, you cannot read her Andrew Dice Clay's dirty
   nursury rhymes." (actually, he inspired me a little - I once
   said a funny "little miss muffet" but instead of "what's in the
   bowl, b___h?" at the end, I said, "Hey! What YOU eatin' there?"
   Got huge laughs. "