I figured that the sperm that made 1/2 of me was the lucky duck
   - faster than the rest for the most part, really, but while the
   other speedy sperm found theiir way to the egg and were banging
   their heads against the wall, the lucky sperm was also very
   smart and was scouring the surface for a way in. I think it
   systematically and methodically went over the surface, saying,
   excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, 'til it found a
   little crack and squeezed its way in. voila! me. "