(I'm a cat lover - but seeing a cartoon rigor mortis cat holding
   a role of toilet paper with its paws WAS pretty funny when I
   first saw it. Now, I guess it would just be dumb - they had "50
   uses for a dead baby' - or books like, "When zombies attack - 99
   things you can do to save your brains" - stuff like that. But i
   digress - big time tangent. "