#... Think your ride is crowded?

   ... Actually, it's human performance art. The balance is...
   astounding!

   ... hey, do you think the conductor will notice?

   ... I don't know why the A-train is consuming SO MUCH FUEL!

   ... Excuse me, but your foot is on my iPhone

   ... I don't know what happened sir... they were just putting
   pennies on the railroad tracks and I... just... couldn't...
   stop....

   ... Pardon the inconvenience, but the inside of the train is
   being fumigated for earwigs. Please step outside the train and
   enjoy the ride.

   ... Think about it - the guy in middle... ahh-ahh-ahh-- CHOOOO!
   sneezes... and.... whoops...