^It's A Florida Thing:

   *You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five
   minutes.
   * A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the
   store, but everything to do with shade. ...
   * You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and
   mosquito bites.
   * Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
   * ...You've driven through Yeeha...w Junction.
   * You know...... that no other grocery store can compare to
   Publix.
   * You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth
   waking up for.
   * You dread love bug season.
   * You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They
   aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as
   Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne, Wilma, Irene, Cheryl,
   Rita, Mary, Alison
   * You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
   * You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
   * 'Down South' means Key West .
   * Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings
   and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
   * You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
   * You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
   * A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
   * You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love
   bug season, tourist season and summer. * You've hosted a
   hurricane party.
   * You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee ,
   Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
   * You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat,
   than have a boat yourself
   * You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
   * You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New
   Years.
   * You recognize Miami-Dade as Northern Cuba.
   * You not only repost this but you understand it!!!^