^This is*very good*, funny and totally accurate!

   Warning - contains PG-13 and beyond humor - and NSFW (not safe
   for work) - - THIS MEANS:

   Look over your shoulder while you are reading this and laughing
   your ass off or else someone with a deeper voice and possibly
   bad breath will be laughing harder behind you and then,
   suddenly, you're grounded for a month/Lose your work internet
   priviledges.^