^Whatever you need, it's out there. Find it. Have fun.
   *Whatever it is*, somebody, somewhere is *obsessed* with
   something that will be very
   fun/funny/interesting/useful/helpful/practical to you. It is on
   the Internet. When you find it, your life/health/work/play/mood
   will be better than it would have been if you had ever found
   somebody else's obsession. Whatever you need, it's out there.
   Find it. Have fun. -Ken^