Love me, live me, I am your goddess.* Watch me dance circles in
   the air, and fart orange blossoms.* I am your queen!* I control
   it all! Wait! Don't leave! ----- High school loser, you fill an
   important role for us.* You are our scape goat, even teachers
   laugh at you.* Hey!* Wait!* Put that gun awa..... ----- Lost in
   time, and lost in space, we struggled against the human race.*
   Our place, never found, we're gone for good.* Just drifting
   about in a spaceship of wood.* Nice knowing you, earth - we've
   gone away. ----- One day, Charlotte found herself in a sticky
   predicament.* She didn't know whether to laugh or cry.* But, as
   it turned out, the situation was even more serious than tears
   could wash away. --- Under the mountains and under the ocean,
   lay my friend Johnny.* He didn't know what hit him, but we all
   knew he had it coming.* It's too bad about Johnny.** He had a
   good heart, but did stupid things.* I hope he puts a good word
   in for me. --- Soldier, soldier, walking alone.* Soldier, hero,
   a poet of bone.* Your momma wouldn't be proud, soldier, and your
   girlie left town.* Good day, soldier. ----- [oct 10 2002. I made
   a page with a series of boxes, forcing me to write creatively in
   two or three sentences.* Took four more years for Twitter to
   come out but really, I was imitating ancient chat rooms,
   although I thought I was the first guy to come up with the idea
   at the time] and don't get mad about the soldier one.* I was
   imagining a story where a soldier had done a horrible thing and
   was feeling dreadful about it - and rightly so, because what he
   did, was very nearly unforgivable.* I wasn't talking about all
   soldiers there :)