What the smurf are you smurfing about? That's so
   unbe-smurfin'-lievable. Get the smurf outta here. Smurf off!
   What a smurfhole! (I was like 11 yrs old when I first saw the
   smurfs - middle school - so we used Smurf. A lot. A whole lot.
   Too smurfin' much.