^Kids say: I found out yesterday morning that I am not a
   "human", but a "rabbledoodle". A rabbledoodle is "anybody with a
   mustache, beard, goatee or sideburns". Very specific.
   Rabbledoodles are just like humans but bugs aren't afraid of
   them because they're nice to bugs. "I'm a human right now, but
   when I'm older, I'll be a rabbledoodle." I love new words.^