^Zenny Kenny:
   When the shoe is on the other foot, you'll walk a mile in the
   opposite foot's shoes - your left foot will know what your right
   shoe is doing. The other kids at school will laugh at you, your
   mother will put a big "L" and "R" on your soles and your toes
   will be pinched. For years, I put my shoes on the wrong feet -
   not 50% of the time. ALL of the time. I guess I liked the
   "squish".^