My thinking takes place in streams of conscience so chunky, so
   rocky, so constipated, that ideas remain trapped like a hard
   piece of cheese in the throat of a greedy little white mouse.
   -Kenneth Udut, Dec-22-2002 Written on 8 1/2x14" bond paper
   Typewritten, as I was taking a break from my computer and wanted
   to play with a typewriter I got off of eBay.