"Note:* Ken hasn't worked with this program in a while and
   doesn't seem to be on the Internet any more. " -JL Hayes
   10/15/1996 WHAT!?* Oh... yeah.* Time - I forgot about u. I wrote
   a utility, in pre web browser days (Unix Mosaic was released Feb
   1993; Mac and Windows in August 1993.* Mosaic became Netscape
   which died in 2007, but it's the reason the WWW took over - now
   where's my old man cane? GET OFF MAE LAWN!) Anyway, a long time
   ago. I came across a revision to a program I released in Feb '93
   and found a line that had me laughing: CONV2SND.PAS: 2.02
   February 3, 1993 Kenneth Udut Revised 10/15/96 J.L. Hayes [...]
   "Note:* Ken hasn't worked with this program in a while and
   doesn't seem to be on the Internet any more. " [...] I'M STILL
   HERE JEFFREY! You got
   [1]http://www.oldskool.org/guides/tvdog/index_html but YOU
   appear to have vanished.* poof* - so :P** and no I'm not sending
   you an.... email --- get with the program man.* I may be
   collecting my past and bringing it into the present but I'm
   still here, still learning, still moving forward 'cause the
   future I want ain't here yet. Takeaway points for my few loyal
   readers here: a) If you have a presence on the Internet, don't
   just disappear. b) If you do, come back once in a while. c) Your
   friends will remember you.

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