You realize that's the only proper place for a man to eat a
   burrito.

   a) get burrito at 7-11 / local gas station
   b) heat up said burrito using store microwave
   c) pay
   d) stand over garbage can to catch the slop and
   save-the-environment because you're NOT wasting a napkin
   e) eat
   f) look silly while doing it.

   Also works with hot dogs with too much topping on top.

   Done it myself tongue emoticon