but but but then... then you're suing yourself 'cause...
   'cause.. well.. the money's a grab-bag of fundage plucked from
   300 million people (give or take a few million) - and going into
   your pocket and... well.. um...

   yeah, I got nothin'.
   It's United *States* of America - not United Santas of America.

   There. That'd be a good comeback if someone was a pro-tax person
   which... I'm not. I pay so they can play. Such is how it is [I
   like imaging what a pro-something-I'm-not would say. Early
   today, I made a fake web-comic similar to the asdf-movie style
   that is in the unfunny manner of uber social justice warrior
   vegan-fight-for-cute-animals-only. You know - when someone
   pretends they're going to be funny but then preaches something: