Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't
                            Author Unknown

    1. I need you to whip it out by 5!
    2. Mind if I use your laptop?
    3. Put it in my box before I leave.
    4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
    5. I want it on my desk NOW!
    6. Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.
    7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
    8. It's an entry-level position.
    9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
   10. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!