this is my gopher page. I've never even used gopher.

All I know about it is its an archaic pre-slash-co-cursor to the World 
Wide Web. I could probably look it up on Wikipedia, but that would get me 
clicking on like 84 different links to other stuff about other articles 
about other stuff about...etc. etc. etc. 

The only reason I'm making this readme is so that my site is >5k so it 
doesn't get BA-LEETED. Umm, what else...

Today at school I had a philly cheese steak and it was the best sandwich 
ever. The soft-serve machine wasn't doin too good though...my ice cream 
looked like a melted slurpee. Turns out soft-serve is a form of ice cream 
discovered by British chemists who found a way to put more 'air' into the 
ice cream, thereby reducing the quantity of ingredients needed to yield 
the same amount of icecream, and whereas normally everyone hates when they 
try to cut corners, people actually liked it because its softer than 
regular ice cream. 

I might be hooked on wikipedia. I've sat on it for 4-5 hours at a time 
just reading articles that linked to other articles and...well, let's not 
start that again.