----------------------- D O Y O U E V E N L I F T --------------------------- ______________________^ | / V | _________________ Do you go to the gym? | / \ | | | | You don't lift. |<--' NO | YES | \_________________/ /|\ | ^ / | \ | |<- Classes <-' / `-> Weight training -------\ | |<--- Cardio <-' / / \ \ | |<------------Machines <-' TRX? Bodyweight Free Weights | / / \ \ \ \ / Are you Are you \ \ / / white? black? | C T \ / YES / ^ ^ \ YES | i r / /<-----------------------------------' `-NO-' / / r a \ / / / c i | / Alright bro Do you / / u n D / have a nice day <-- lift in a <---------' / i i A / didn't mean park? / t n O / nothing by it. / / g R | Bodybuilding <------' / | | NO / | \ ,--> Crossfit? K |<-------- Do you look like you BB? <--' | Are you ---' / \ C | | YES | strong? NO /YES \NO I | | | | YES / \ R------+---------------------+--------------------+----+----------< Don't lie B | |______________ | \ \ / | | / \ \ \ `\ `------' W | Doubt it / Are you Are you \ v O<-----+------------------' aesthetic? big? \ What do you bench? L | NO / \ YES | \ \ \ L /<----------------------< | v \ \ \ E / \ / I've seen \ \ 3 plates Y / X bigger \ \ sets of 15 | | What's <-'Mirin? <--' \ / \ \ | \ E | that? | YES `-----' You're \ v \ H | | \ looking | Nice set \ T | v `-> What's your insta? soft | bro. \ | | Obviously not. | you | | \ W | / v need | Touch your B O<--+--------' nvm found it to | chest next u L | | cut | time. l L | v / / | l O | You need to work / / | s F | on your lats / / | h | | / / / / i |<--+-------------------------------'-----------*------+--------' t | | | / | |<-------------------------------------------------+-----------*------' | | | ^ | | Do you compete? | | | / YES \ NO | | | Did you win? ---' `------' | | NO / | YES | |<----------------------------' | \ \ Are you Arnold? \ \ NO / \ YES \ `------------------------------' / \ / \ Dude you used to be \ my hero, do you even \ lift anymore? \ / `-------------------'