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       (It's Friday!)
       September 25, 2020
       
       I'm only going to allow myself this title once, but as long as I'm a
       working man, I'll always celebrate Friday.
       
       I work from home and so does my partner. It's not the COVID, we're just
       homebodies, we like doing the things we do in our own space under our own
       control. For the longest time I was the only one at home, while she was
       out in the office or in class. I was used to having the place to myself,
       which mostly meant that I wasn't worried about making noise, so I'd just
       blast stuff on my speakers and I was never interrupted. Now, well, I feel
       like I have an office co-worker, but at least I got to pick her.
       
       Imagine if I had to toil away here in my secluded forest cottage with
       f'ing Satheesh from work, that'd be a nightmare. I'd take a bathroom
       break, then he'd hamstring me as I was walking out and lock me in a closet
       with a bucket to piss in while imitating me on Slack doing sub-par work
       and singing his praises. Then he'd torture me until I gave him my bank
       account details and would transfer my direct deposits to his account. No,
       I'm greatful for my WFH girlfriend.