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         Maybe I'll put some more interesting stuff here later
       
       Some Gopher links from around the Net:
   DIR Contrition Search Engine
   DIR Gopher Dictionary
   DIR RPoD Project Gutenberg Mirror (1436.ninja)
   DIR Walnut Creek 1997 CD-ROM Gutenberg texts (~700 docs) (sl0w.org)
   DIR  Classic Fiction and Nonfiction Collection (quux.org)
   DIR  Small Fiction/Classics Collection (whitemesa.net)