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                                  | Simo's Hole |
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       You have just entered my hole.  My gopherhole.
       There's no going back, now.
       
       While you're here, feel free to paruse my collection of ramblings
       that I have so lovingly scrawled onto scratch paper and carefully
       catalogued along these metal shelves that The Union has kindly
       bestowed upon me.
       
       Don't get lost, though.
       
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