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                          |          I am Simo.          |
                          |        King of Kings.        |
                          |Look upon my works, ye mighty,|
                          |        and be bemused.       |
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       I am an amature mathematician and professional debaucherist
       inhabiting the glorious land of Cascadia.  I am also a practicing
       novice in the ways of electromancy and silocophathy (otherwise known
       as computer programming, in layman's terms)
       
       My pronouns are he and also, sometimes, him.  If you are a fellow
       sundog, feel free to email me at any time for any reason.  You know
       how, probably.
       
       My interests include, but are not limited to:
          - Mathematics
            I don't have a focus of study, given I am but an undergrad.
            That being said, I do really like geometry and group theory.
       
          - History and Prehistory
            Particularly the history of the Americas.  And also 19th century
            Europe.  I just think their neat
       
          - Computers and the Programming Thereof
            I like simple programs, simple languages, and simple systems. 
            The easier it is for me to wrap my fleshy servos around it, the 
            better.
       
          - Banjo
            I like to twang.
       
          - Your Mother
            We are very close.
       
       I hope you have a wonderful day and that no harm comes to you unless
       you have it coming.