Dilbert - 1998-01-18 -
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Dogbert stands on the kitchen table with a piece of paper in one hand
and a pencil in the other. Dilbert sits, dressed in a robe eating
breakfast. Dogbert says, "Here's my bill." Dogbert explains, "It's
for all the time we've spent together when I didn't enjoy it."
Dilbert reads the piece of paper. Dogbert says, "If it wasn't fun,
it must have been work." Dilbert explains, "Dogbert, let me explain
what friendship is all about." Dilbert says, "Friendship is about
giving freely of oneself. It's about trust and sharing." Dilbert
hands the bill back to Dogbert. Dillbert says, "Now, I expect you'll
want this back." Dogbert responds, "Yes." Dogbert examines the
bill. Dogbert says, "I need to round it up to the next hour."
Dogbert hands the bill to Dilbert. Dogbert says, "No checks. You have
the face of a deadbeat." Dilbert's shoulders slump. Dilbert sighs,
"I don't think that I'm reaching you."
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