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       Catbert sits on Wally's desk holding some papers and says, "The
       company knows everything about you, Wally."   Catbert looks in Wally's
       file and says, "We have logs of all you phone calls, web hits, and
       e-mail. We have your urine test, college grades, salary and family
       contacts..."   Catbert says, "It's against our policy to kill
       employees and replace them with low paid impersonators, but I wanted
       you to know it's feasible."
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