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       The Boss stands behind Alice at her desk. He reads from a sheet of
       paper and says, "Out new e-mail monitoring system shows that you sent
       a personal message last week." Alice looks non-plussed.   Alice sticks
       her thumbs in her ears and waves her hands. She says, "Coincidentally,
       the new Alice monitoring system detects twenty hours of unpaid
       overtime."   The Boss thinks, "According to the manual, productivity
       will soar now." Alice says, "Beep.. beep.. boop.. now detecting
       cluelessness in the vicinity."
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