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       Dilbert and Alice are talking in the hall over a cup of coffee. Bob
       walks up holding a box of his office supplies and says, "I've been
       chosen for the industrial espionage program."   Bob gets an evil look
       on his face and says, "The plan is that I quit this job and go work
       for our competitor. Every week I'll send back secret reports."   Alice
       says, "Bob, this is how we fire dumb people." Bob turns to go and
       says, "That's why it's the perfect cover."
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