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       Dilbert - 1998-02-22 - 
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       Alice and Dilbert sit at a table.  Wally stands at the table.  Wally
       says, "Happy Birthday Alice!"  Dilbert gives Alice a gift.   Wally
       says, "I was planning to get a gift..."   Wally continues, "But then I
       thought...".  Alice takes the gift from Dilbert.   Wally says, "Why
       not give the money to a charity in Alice's name?"   Alice asks,
       "Really?  Which charity?"   Wally says, "Ummm...'The United Society of
       Poor People with Major Health Problems'."   Alice opens Dilbert's
       gift.  Alice says, "...And Dilbert got me an ashtray even though I
       don't smoke."  Dilbert says, "You don't?"   Wally and Dilbert sit at
       the table.  Alice's seat is empty.  Alice has left her gift on the
       table.  Wally says, "They say this sort of thing builds team spirit." 
       Dilbert says, "It must be gradual."
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