Dilbert - 1998-03-29 -
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Alice is sitting at the Boss's desk. He tells her, "I can only give
you a two percent raise this year, Alice." He adds, "Because your
job was not very challenging." Alice asks, "How could you possibly
not think it was challenging?" The Boss replies, "You exceeded all
your goals without complaining." The Boss adds, "Compare that to
Wally's performance. He complained all year." The Boss: "And he
missed every goal! Now THAT'S a challenging job!" Alice shouts,
"Wally is a filthy weasel!!!" As Alice leaves, furious, the Boss
adds, "Maybe his hygiene isn't the best, but he was right when he said
you would stab him in the back."
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