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       In The Boss's office, The Boss tells Alice, "I can't give you a raise
       because you're above the salary midpoint. But at least your stock 
       options are doing great!"   Alice says, "I don't have any stock
       options."  The Boss says, "Oh. I'm probably thinking of me."   The
       Boss says, "Next, it says I should coach you on your interpersonal
       skills."
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