Dilbert - 1998-05-03 -
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The Boss introduces Matt to Dilbert. The Boss says, "Dilbert, this is
our newest employee, Matt." In a private fashion, The Boss says,
"Would you mind ..." Dilbert finishes his sentence, "Crushing his
spirit?" The Boss confirms, "Right." Dilbert shows Matt his cubicle.
Dilbert says to Matt, "This little box will be your home for sixty
hours a week." Dilbert and Matt enter the cubicle. Dilbert points to
a binder and says, "It comes with an obsolete computer and a binder
about safety hazards." Dilbert continues, "Your challenge is to look
busy until someone gives you a meaningful assignment." Matt
inquires, "How long will that take?" As Dilbert exits the cubicle,
he comments, "I'm still waiting for mine." Matt proceeds to read the
binder in front of his computer. "Safety tip 1: Don't sit near any
obsolete computers."
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