Dilbert - 1998-05-24 -
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An employee comes into the Boss' office with a man and says, "I'd like
you to meet our newest customer." The Boss says, "You won't be
sorry; we're one of the top five companies in this field." The
customer turns to the employee and says, "I thought you said no one
else makes this kind of product." The Boss interjects, "No one else
makes one with so few features." The employee grimaces as the
customer asks, "So...your strategy is low price, right?" The Boss
replies, "No, high margins!" The customer grabs the employee by the
collar and begins to choke him, screaming, "YOU!!" The employee's
feet are propped up on the Boss' desk as the Boss thinks to himself,
"I'd better ask someone what a 'margin' is."
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