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       Caption: Drug Treatment Program   Counselor sitting behind his desk
       says to Alice, "Alice, I'd like to talk to you about your registration
       form."   Counselor refers to memo and says, "Under 'objective,' you
       said you want to use my 'turnip-shaped head as a battering ram to
       break out of here.'"   Alice approaches Counselor with duct tape in
       hand. Counselor says, "Alice drop the duct tape." Alice replies, "Stay
       tense; that will help."
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