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       The Boss sits at his desk in front of his computer, looking at his
       watch. The Boss says, "What the...?"   The Boss goes into Dilbert's
       cubicle and says, "You respond too quickly to my e-mail."   The Boss
       continues, "Obviously, you aren't focusing on priorities."   Dilbert
       turns and replies, "I do e-mail while my program is compiling."   The
       Boss says, "You can't weasel out of this with your technical mumbo
       jumbo."   Dilbert says, "You win. I'll ignore your e-mail from now
       on."   The Boss walks back to his office and thinks, "The important
       thing is that I win."   The Boss sits in front of his computer and
       thinks, "I wonder if MY programs ever compile."
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