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       Caption: Dogbert the C.E.O.   Dogbert sits at head of table surrounded
       by workers. Dogbert says, "I've decided to manipulate our stock price
       for personal gain."   Dogbert continues, "I'll spin off a few
       divisions, buy back some of our stock and announce massive budget
       cuts."   Worker asks Dogbert, "Um...do you even know what products we
       make?" Dogbert replies, "How would that be relevant?"
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