Dilbert - 1998-07-05 -
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Alice stands in front of the Boss' desk and says, "My posterior is
growing to fit the size of my chair." The Boss asks, "Is that
possible?" Alice replies, "Posteriors are like goldfish. They grow
to the limit of their environment." The Boss replies, "That's
ridiculous. I have the biggest chair. That would mean..." Alice
quickly says, "Forget I brought it up. Well, back to work." Wally
and Dilbert stand looking over the wall of a cubicle. Alice walks by
and Dilbert asks, "Mission report?" Alice replies, "Success." Alice
rubs her hands together and says, "The glue on his chair should be set
by now." The Boss walks down the hall with his desk chair stuck to
him. He thinks, "I guess this is why goldfishes don't use chairs."
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