Dilbert - 1998-07-19 -
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The Boss and Dilbert sit at a table. The Boss hands Dilbert a piece of
paper and says, "This is the goal that will motivate you for the next
year." Dilbert reads from the piece of paper: "'Build a global
satellite network. Budget: $12,000.'" Dilbert looks at the Boss and
says, "Motivation feels much different from what I imagined."
Dilbert continues, "I was expecting a light, energetic feeling."
Dilbert continues speaking and illustrates with his hands, "But it's
more like being pinned under a burning couch." Dilbert puts his hand
to his head and says, "Whoo, I'm getting dizzy." Dilbert stands up
slowly and says, "I'd better lie down until the motivation wears off."
The Boss leaves the room with Dilbert lying on the table. The Boss
says, "He's going to be trouble during the next round of budget cuts."
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