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       Caption reads: "Performance Review." The Boss says, "Let's see how
       many of your objectives you met." Dilbert asks, "What objectives?"  
       The Boss looks at a piece of pape and says, "Didn't you know you had
       objectives?"   Dilbert replies, "I don't see how I would have had time
       to work on objectives."   Dilbert continues, "My schedule was packed."
         The Boss asks, "Doing what?"   Dilbert replies, "Every morning you
       leave things on my chair with a sign that says, 'Urgent: Handle
       this.'"   The Boss replies, "No I don't."   Dilbert walks into Wally's
       cubicle and says, "Wally, can I see a sample of your handwriting?"
       Wally thinks, "Uh-oh."
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