Dilbert - 1998-08-09 -
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Ted sits at the conference table next to Dilbert. He says, "We're
discontinuing technical support of all our products." Ted continues,
"A recorded message will explain it to the called this way..." Ted
says, "'In order to serve our customers better, we've discontinued
technical support.'" Dilbert looks at Ted and asks, "How does that
serve customers better?" Ted answers, "We'll redirect those
resources to other areas." Dilbert asks, "What other areas?" Ted
replies, "Profits." Ted continues, "That makes your bonus larger.
Any other questions?" Dilbert says, "Apparently I'm engulfed in
evil." Ted says, "That's the spirit."
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