Dilbert - 1998-08-30 -
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Dilbert approaches Carol and says, "I need to document your
procedures. It's an ISO 9000 requirement." Dilbert starts writing as
he asks, "So...the engineers submit their time cards and then you do
what?" Carol points to her desk and says, "I put them in a pile
until I'm sure that they're all here." Carol points under her desk
and continues, "Then I move them to the magic cylinder." Dibert asks,
"The trash can?" Carol answers, "No, it's a magic cylinder. I put my
work in there and by morning it's gone." Dilbert says, "I've been
giving you my time card for five years." Carol responds, "No one has
complained yet." Dilbert walks away thinking, "After today, I am NOT
rounding to the nearest fifteen minutes."
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