Dilbert - 1998-09-13 -
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The Boss stands in casual clothes and says, "It's time for my annual
inspirational talk." The Boss says, "We must work twice as hard, or
the competition will crush us!" Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit in
front of the Boss as he continues, "I want you to feel afraid
twenty-four hours a day." Dilbert raises his hand and says,
"Question: wouldn't hat lower the quality of our lives?" Wally says,
"Seems like it might." Wally continues, "I'm too afraid to work here
now. I wonder if our competitor's are hiring?" Alice raises her hand
and asks, "Question: should we continue to be afraid of our own
management's incompetence?" The Boss replies, "Let's compromise.
I'll agree to cut the meeting short if you'll all agree to feel worse
in some way." The Boss leaves the meeting and thinks, "No I remember
why I only inspire them once a year."
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