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       Dilbert leans his head in the Boss's office and says, "I'm going to do
       some personal business during my lunch hour."   Dilbert continues,
       "Normally I would work through lunch."   Dilbert says, "But this will
       take a full hour."   Dilbert turns to leave and says, "It would only
       take two minutes if I used the Internet."   Dilbert turns back towards
       the Boss and wags his finger, saying, "But the internet is for
       business use only!"   The Boss stares as Dilbert says, "Our company
       has a limited number of zeroes and ones."   Dilbert holds out his arms
       and says, "When they're gone, they're gone. Furthermore..."   Wally
       looks at Dilbert and asks, "You mocked him for a full hour?" Dilbert
       says, "Now it's time to eat."
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